In the West County I was born and raised, on the farmyard is where I spent most of my days, chilling with sheep and relaxing with cows and shooing bloody 'ippies off of my land!
There's a couple o' townies who are up to no good, keep making funny patterns in my barley field! I got my shotgun out and me misses got scared; I said "those little pricks are gonna need new underwear!"
She called the police, and when he came near, his license plate said "LAW", and he had pigs in his mirror!! If anything, I thought, this copper is rare, but I thought, nah bugger it, GET OFF MY LAND!!
